love suck unisex shirt
Sink your teeth into spooky romance with the Love Sucks unisex shirt—featuring a hilariously undead vampire couple that proves love can be both eternal and exasperating. Perfect for Halloween, anti-Valentine’s vibes, or anyone who prefers their romance with a bite of sarcasm.
Made from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed fit, this tee is ideal for casual wear, costume parties, or gifting to your favorite hopeless romantic (or hopeful cynic). Whether you're embracing the drama or just love a good pun, this shirt is fang-tastically funny and frightfully relatable.
Perfect for:
Halloween outfits, gothic couple fashion, anti-Valentine’s merch, spooky season gifts, or everyday sarcastic style.
Ships from US, EU, UK, CA and AU.
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cheryl
- Email: cheryl-pje-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
love suck unisex shirt Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|