love suck unisex shirt

117,04 kr. DKK

Sink your teeth into spooky romance with the Love Sucks unisex shirt—featuring a hilariously undead vampire couple that proves love can be both eternal and exasperating. Perfect for Halloween, anti-Valentine’s vibes, or anyone who prefers their romance with a bite of sarcasm.

Made from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed fit, this tee is ideal for casual wear, costume parties, or gifting to your favorite hopeless romantic (or hopeful cynic). Whether you're embracing the drama or just love a good pun, this shirt is fang-tastically funny and frightfully relatable.

Perfect for:
Halloween outfits, gothic couple fashion, anti-Valentine’s merch, spooky season gifts, or everyday sarcastic style.

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  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.